SMS Jokes

Teacher: Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot hai, uska matlab kya hai?

Student: Sir, iska matlab hai ki Tiger online hai !!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash

And

Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects

then

how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

Aurangazeb:
Senapati batao ki hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati:
kyoki Maharaj ham Mughal Hain Google Nahi !

Ma Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Mein,

Ma Mera Dil Nahi Lagta Collage Ki Padhai Mein,

Ab bas Meri Shadi Kar do Jun Ya July Mein!!

Santa: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?

Banta: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha..

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge
Teri Galiyo ke Chakkar Katate Katate

Kutte mere yaar ho gaye

Tu to Hamara na hua…

Hum Kutto ke Sardar Ho Gaye!!

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