If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry,
people won’t take it seriously… Why?

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because that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’!!

I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems
Because…

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“Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu”

Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate hain,
to sab machaar bhaag jate hain, batao kyun??

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KYUKI team “AllOut” hain naa. LOL

One day Om Puri came late for the shooting
Cast and crew said…

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Omelette aaya!! 😀

Om Puri was kidnapped by Taliban..
Govt launched a mission to save him .
Bolo uss mission kaa naam kya hoga??

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Answer: Sev Puri!

If Sridevi is running a shop,
I wonder whether she would say
“Abhi Boney ka time hai…”

Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon…

Waah! Waah!

Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …

Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon!

Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!

Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…

Ladki: Kab tak jamaoge?

Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!! 😀

Aapko pataa hai ki Popcorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchhalte kyun hai?

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Nahi pata ..?

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Kabhi khud baith kar dekhna ..

Pata chal jayega!!

Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English

Santa:

Milk sleeping in the night,
and savere savere tight!!

Q: What do you call your sister who has every information about almost everything?

Think…

Ans: Infosys..!

Height of prank call?

Hello pooja hai…?

Nahi…

To karwa lo… Jai Mata Di !!!!

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?

Guess…

Think… Its easy

don’t know… ?

Answer is…

Vocabulary (Wo Cab Bula ri)

Ant: What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

Elephant: An ANTique !

Santa: Do You Know English?

Banta: Yes

Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?

Banta:
So Simple Yaar..
“Naag Do Not Punch Me”