Sardar Jokes

Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.

Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’?

Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.

Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?

Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..??

Son: 1st day teacher kendi
5+3=8..

Agle din kendi
6+2=8..

fir kendi
4+4=8

Ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi!!

Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi

Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?

Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai…

Saath me baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) ne Pakistani ko jor se thappad maara aur bola
“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??”

Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se): Tumhein kaha jaana hai?

Pakistani Darr kar bola: “Shri Chandigarh Sahib Jana hai..”

Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad maarkar bola:
“Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib laga raha hai..!”

Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe kaha jana hai?

Pakistani: “Yeh lo paise aur puchh sardar se lo…”

Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
“Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega…??!!”

Santa 2 cigarettes ek saath peeta thaa.

Banto (Santa’s Wife): Ek sath 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?

Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na … ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost kee…

Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga…

Banto ne poochha – Dost ko bhool gaye kya?

Santa : Nahin Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!!

Santa ne “Live Radio Station” call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?

RJ: ji Haan

Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

R.J: Haan

Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?

R.J (Gusse me) : Haaan bhai haan..!!

Santa: Hello Banto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de…!
Main uper chhat par bathroom mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai…!!

Santa was going on a bike with his beautiful wife .

Tapori : Sardarji , wife hai ya lover ?

Santa: Saale lover hogi teri, meri to wife hai….

Sardarji introducing his family:-

1. Yeh hai meri biwi….. Google Kaur..
Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai…..

2. Yeh hai mera beta…. Facebookjeet Singh..
Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai…..

3. Yeh hai meri beti…. Twitterpreet Kaur..
Poori colony isse folow karti hai…..

4. Aur mein hoon Orkutdeep Singh….
Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi…. !!

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