Santa Banta Jokes

Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…

Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”

Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.”

Sir: Define Energy?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale

Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare, Train ke engine ko choom liya !!!

Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,

Pandit: kyun?

Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi

Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?

Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…

Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??

Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega?

Santa Underwear khareedne gaya…

Dukandar ne use 300 Rs ki mast underwear dikhayi.

Price sunkar Santa bola:

“Yaar roj pehenne wala dikhao, Party wear nahin chahiye”

Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi

Santa tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki..

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Use yaad aaya

Ki Bijlee to 2 ghante se band hai,
Wapas uth gaya aur bola: Saala, Dara diya!

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau!!

Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English

Santa:

Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

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  1. sunil mishra

    Old jokes pls post new jokes

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