Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”
Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.”
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare, Train ke engine ko choom liya !!!
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi
Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?
Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega?
Dukandar ne use 300 Rs ki mast underwear dikhayi.
Price sunkar Santa bola:
“Yaar roj pehenne wala dikhao, Party wear nahin chahiye”
Santa tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki..
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Use yaad aaya
Ki Bijlee to 2 ghante se band hai,
Wapas uth gaya aur bola: Saala, Dara diya!
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau!!
Santa:
Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!
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