Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja:
Bhejane-wala mahaan,
padhane-wala gadha.

Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai:
Bhejane-wala gadha,
padhane-wala mahaan.

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka Maaru?

Santa Sardar ji USA mein the…

Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi..

Santa Fire Brigade walo se:
Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga!

Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki
Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat…
Santa ne sabko pakad liya…

Phir..

Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!!

Aur Bola:

Abe Saalo, Jo jal gaye hain unko to mat fenko!!!

Santa ki Maa:- 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui

Press reporter:- Fir apne kya kiya?

Santa ki Maa:- Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi krai. Fir ja ke Santa hua.. !! 😀

Banta ne hazamat ki dukaan kholi,

Ek din Santa shave karaane aaya.

Banta: Muchh rakhni hai?

Santa: Haan

Banta (Muchh Kaat Kar): Le rakh le jahaa rakhni hai!

Doctor : Roz 5 km walk karo, to 1 saal mein 50kg wajan kam ho jayega..

Ek saal baad santa phone pe:

Docots Sahab, Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau, 1825km door aa gaya hoon!

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur dukaan pe surf lene gaya.

Wo jaise hi dukaan par gaya,
baadal zor-zor se garajne lage.

Santa fatafat aasmaan ki taraf muh karke bola:
Kya?
Kidhar??
Main toh biscuit lene aaya hoon,
kasam se…!!! 😛 😀

Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha

Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa ek Ganje aadmi ki seat par baith gaya.

Aadmi gusse se jhunjhla kar bola: “Seat pe kya, mera sir par hi baith ja”

Santa: Nahin Uncle, Main yahin theek hoon, waha se fisalne ka darr hai

Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi…

Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..?

Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha…
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai…. !!

Ek Accident huaa…

Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi…

Santa ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha!

Santa dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai..

Bheed pichhe hati…

To dekha KUTTA maraa pada tha.!

Santa: Insan ko zindagi me koi bhi problem ho to kiske paas jaana chahiye?

Banta: Farmer!

Santa: Kyun?

Banta: Kyunki uske paas ‘HAL’ hota hai!

Santa: Aaj mere paas paisa hai, bangla hai, gadi hai.. Tere paas kya hai?

Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa, bangla, gadi hai.

Santa: Abey saale, Fir hamari Maa Kiske paas hai?

Doctor: Motape ka ek hi ilaaj hai
tum roj 2 rotiya khaya karo

Santa: Thik hai sir, par ye to
bataiye ki 2 rotiya khane se pehle khani hai ya baad me?

Santa: name diff types of cheese

Banta: Gouda, feta, bekhudhi, mozzarella …

Santa: wait a minute what’s bekhudhi ??

Banta: hosh waalon ko khabarr kya bekhudhi kya cheese hai.

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