Aadmi: Tamatar Khao
Bhikhari: Roti hi de do baba
Aadmi: Tamatar Khao
Bhikhari: Laao, Tamatar hi Khila do
Aadmi ki Patni: Yeh totle hain, Keh Rahe hain… Kamakar Khao!!
“aur kameene”!!
Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote to danta…
Agle din jab vo admi tote ke karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola…
thoda aage jake us admi ne mud ke dekha to tota haste hue bola..
“SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HI HOGA”!!
Girl: Kaha?
Boy: Jaha Tum Kaho…
Girl: Ok! Police station Chalte hain…
Boy: Lo batao!! Ab banda apni Behen se mazaak bhi nahin kar sakta!!
Aaj kare so ab..
Kal kare so aaj kar
Aaj kare so ab..
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab!!
Girl: Jaanu, wat r u thinking?
Boy: Tu mujhse jyada chips kha rahi hai… chatori!!
Husband: Ooh! Matlab jayenge car mein, aur aayenge akhbaar mein!!
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…
Gabbar : Gande..!…
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…..
Gabbar: Abbe Dhakkan, GUN DE GUN!!
Police aayi aur use pakad liya…
Jab police use le jane lagi to Ghanta Singh bola:
“O kanoon ke rakhwalo, yeh Saboot to utha lo”
Change this into an
exclamatory sentence.
Student: “Aaila Item!!!”
Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’
Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’
Pappu replies :
‘Welcome to facebook’ !!
Dusra Aadmi: Gaane ke liye
Pehla Aadmi: Aur yeh bada medal?
Dusra Aadmi: Gaana band karne ke liye!!
Pappu: Sir, main ped par chadh jaunga
Teacher: Agar wo waha bhi aa jaye to
Pappu: To main paani mein kood jaunga
Teacher: Aur agar woh paani min bhi aa jaaye to?
Pappu: Master ji, Pehle aap yeh batao ki aap sher ke rishtedaar ho kya jo aapki uski side liye jaa rahe ho…