Jokes in Hindi

Bahu ke 1-2 affair sunne ke baad…

Sasur ne suicide kar liya!

3-4 ke baad…

Pati ne suicide kar liya!

magar Saas chup rahi…. why?

Kyunki…

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahut thi!

Ek Moti Aurat ne chor pakda or uske upar baith gai

Aurat apne Naukar se: Ja Police ko bula la

Naukar: Meri Chappal nai mil rahi,

Chor Chilaya: Saale Meri pehen le par jaldi Ja..!

Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi!

Maa: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.

Beti: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu?

Ek chor santa ka mobile le kar bhag raha tha.

Santa: bhaag saale bhag…

bhag..

aur bhaag

Kal kya karega?

Charger to mere pass hai.

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Master ne ki pappu ki pitai

Pappu ka garam hua khoon

Gaya kabristan or master ki,

photo taang ke likh diya

COMING SOON!

Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha

Pappu : pata nahi sir…

Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega

Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai

Teacher : pata nahi…

Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!

Jal raha hai dil mera,
Kal uski sagai hai….

Jalte hue dil par wo,
Paapad sekne aayi hai…..

wah wah!

2 Aadmi Narak mein…

Pehla: tu kaise mara

Dusra: thand se, aur tu?

Pehla: Biwi pe shaq tha, pura ghar dhund liya koi nahin mila.. sharam k mare suicide kar li!

Dusra: fridge kholta, dono bach jate!

Teacher ne gadhe ke saamne 1 daaru ki aur 1 pani ke balti rakhi…
Gadha paani pee gaya…

Teacher 2 students: Tumne isse kya seekha?

One Student: Jo daaru nahin peeta wo gadha hai!

Baap (to his 4 year old son): Beta, 5 ke baad kya aata hai?

Beta: 6, 7…

Baap: Bada hoshiyaar hai tu, phir uske baad?

Beta: 8, 9, 10!

Baap (excited): Uske baad?

Beta: Uske baad kya.. Ghulam, Begum aur Badshah!

Chappal chhoti ho to paao main nahin aati!!

Aur

Girlfriend Moti ho to baahon main nahin aati

Boy to his friend: Dekho wo ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.. 🙂

Friend: Yeh to kuchh nahin yaar,
jab maine pehli bar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak apni hansi nahi rok paaya tha!

Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.

Girl :- Wo kyun ?

Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.

Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.

Wo kaunsi maa hai, jise hum Sar-aankho pe to rakhte hain…
but jiske bachche nahin hote??

Socho?

Lagao dimaag be….

Arey… Chas-maa

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