Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani ho gayi.
Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls behosh.
Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
.
Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai.
Banta: Birthday hai
Santa: Kiska?
Banta: Tuyu ka
Santa ne puchha: Tuyu!! ???
Banta: Haan, sunai to kuchh aisa hi de raha hai… “Happy Birthday Tuyu!”
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma se jage hua mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
Santa- lekin coffee to 10 rs ki aati hai?
Bhikari- Meri girlfrnd bhi sath mai hai na.
Santa- Arey, Bhikari hokar tune girlfriend bana rakhi hai..
Bhikari- Nahi, gf ne hi mujhe bhikari banaya hai..
Kapil: Mendak.
Teacher: 4 aur batao…
Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item
.
Ans: 5
1. Meri waali
2. Teri waali
3. Teri Bhabhi
4. Meri Bhabhi
Aur Na Pate To
.
5. Kameeni saali!
Give one English word for-
“Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena”?
Santa after thinking
“FLUSH”
15 to 25 : Sapno mai Sajna.
25 to 35 : Sajna pe dil aa gaya .
35 to 75 : Kyu Sajna pe dil aa gaya?