Hindi Jokes

1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya….
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani ho gayi.

Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls behosh.

Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??

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Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai.

Santa: Pados me kya chal raha hai?

Banta: Birthday hai

Santa: Kiska?

Banta: Tuyu ka

Santa ne puchha: Tuyu!! ???

Banta: Haan, sunai to kuchh aisa hi de raha hai… “Happy Birthday Tuyu!”

Arz Kiya hai ke

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..

Koma se jage hua mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!

Bhikari- sahab 20 rs do na, coffee peeni hai..

Santa- lekin coffee to 10 rs ki aati hai?

Bhikari- Meri girlfrnd bhi sath mai hai na.

Santa- Arey, Bhikari hokar tune girlfriend bana rakhi hai..

Bhikari- Nahi, gf ne hi mujhe bhikari banaya hai..

Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale 5 jaanwar ke naam batao?

Kapil: Mendak.

Teacher: 4 aur batao…

Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai ?

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Ans: 5

1. Meri waali

2. Teri waali

3. Teri Bhabhi

4. Meri Bhabhi

Aur Na Pate To

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5. Kameeni saali!

Teacher:
Give one English word for-
“Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena”?

Santa after thinking

“FLUSH”

Age 1 to 15 : Naino mai sapna.

15 to 25 : Sapno mai Sajna.

25 to 35 : Sajna pe dil aa gaya .

35 to 75 : Kyu Sajna pe dil aa gaya?

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