Girl: Main kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hoon,
Mujhe bhool jao…
Mujhe bhool jao…
Boy: Na tere aane ki khushi,
Aur na tere jaane ka gham,
Dusri patayenge tu jaa behen,
Aaj se tera kissa khatam! š
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?
Babaji ka thullu??
Loving couple before Marriage:
āJanu.. tum nahin to main nahin, main nahin to tum nahinā
āJanu.. tum nahin to main nahin, main nahin to tum nahinā
The same couple after Marriage:
āMaa kasam⦠Aaj tu nahin ya main nahinā
For Boys:
WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL
Respect her,
Honour her
Love her,
Protect her and
Care for her
BUT
For Girls :
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY
Just Smile š
Teacher: āMaine ek aadmi ka khoon kiyaā
iss sentense ko future tense mein badlo.
iss sentense ko future tense mein badlo.
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Pappu: āYou will go to jailā
Bahu: Babuji, I am going to Supermarket
Alok nath: Bahu, Take my Sanskaar!
Bahu: Ab bas bhi karoā¦
Alok nath: Arrey, I mean my Sonās Car!
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo mein sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte haiā¦
Aur sir kehte hain dekho, itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai!!
Kitabo mein sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte haiā¦
Aur sir kehte hain dekho, itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai!!