Girl: Main kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hoon,
Mujhe bhool jao…

Boy: Na tere aane ki khushi,
Aur na tere jaane ka gham,
Dusri patayenge tu jaa behen,
Aaj se tera kissa khatam! 😀

Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu

Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu

Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?

Babaji ka thullu??

Loving couple before Marriage:
‘Janu.. tum nahin to main nahin, main nahin to tum nahin’

The same couple after Marriage:
‘Maa kasam… Aaj tu nahin ya main nahin’

For Boys:

WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL

Respect her,
Honour her
Love her,
Protect her and
Care for her

BUT
For Girls :

HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY

Just Smile

Teacher: “Maine ek aadmi ka khoon kiya”
iss sentense ko future tense mein badlo.

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Pappu: “You will go to jail”

Bahu: Babuji, I am going to Supermarket

Alok nath: Bahu, Take my Sanskaar!

Bahu: Ab bas bhi karo…

Alok nath: Arrey, I mean my Son’s Car!

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo mein sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai…
Aur sir kehte hain dekho, itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai!!