Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??
Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.
Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
Beta: MAA KI MAMTA
Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.
Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?
Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR
They found a 1000 Rupees Note on the road
Girl : what to do with this money now?
Boy : lets take 50-50
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Girl: Okay but baaki ke 900 Rs ka kya karenge ?
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai… !!
A cockroach enters.
Chinese catches it & eats it!
Another cockroach enters.
Gujju catches & asks d chinese: Kharidega?
Jab Tum Desi Sharab peete Ho To Mujhe Paaro Kehte ho
Beer Peete ho To Darling…
Par Aaj Bhootni kyun kaha…?
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Husband:
Aaj maine SPRITE Pee hai
“Seedhi Baat No Bakwas”
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga