Chutkule

Mom – Pappu Beta.. Haath jal gaya,
jara Tooth paste lana..

Pappu – Nahin maa,
Mere tooth paste me namak hai,
Duniya wale sochege,
Bete ne Jale pe namak chhidak diya…

2 dost jungle mein ja rahe the,

Jab raat ho gayi to wo dono raaste mein hi Tent laga ke so gaye.

RAAT ko 1 dost ki aankh khuli..

Usne doosre ko jaga ke kaha
Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aata hai?

2nd : Bahut saare sitare..

1st : Isse kya pata chalta hai?

2nd : Aasman khubsurat hai..

1st : Abey Newton ki aulad Tent chori ho gaya hai…! 😛

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi….

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib: Arz hai….

Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Papa: Pappu Beta, teri Mummy aaj itni chup kaise baithi hain?

Pappu Bola:

Kuchh nahin papa

Mummy ne Lipstick maangi thi…

Maine…

Maine Fevistick de di

Papa: Jug jug jiyo mere laal.. Bhagwan aisa beta sabko de

Wife: Kitna pyaar karte ho mujhse?

Husband: Shahjaha ne Mumtaj ko kiya tha usse bhi jyaada!!

Wife: Mere marne ke baad TajMahal banwaoge??

Husband: Pagli, Maine to Plot bhi khareed liya, Der to tu kar rahi hai

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha… Ayodhya

TT : Ticket hai?

Sadhu : Nahin

TT : Chalo

Sadhu : Kahan?

TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein. 😀

Doctor: iss dawaa ko ek hafte mein poora karo aur baad me aake milo.

Patient: theek hai doctor

(ek hafte ke baad)

Doctor: dawaa poori kha li thi?

Patient: nahi doctor.

Doctor: kyu nahi?

Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha band rakhein!

Gabbar: Yeh hath mujhe de de thakur…

Thakur:
Le Le, mere hath le le
Basanti ke bhi le le…
Jai aur Veeru ke bhi le le…
Ramu kaka ke bhi le le…
Octopus ban ja Kutteee!!

Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to Emotional ho gaya

Sita ji k vanvaas jaane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

Wah wah…

Sita ji k vanvaas jaane mein bahut badi seekh hai..

arey aage to kaho….

Ghar me 3-3 saas ho to jungle hi theek hai!!!

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